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Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated
Ship Status: It's Complicated

Ship Status: It's Complicated

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We get it. You're the one everyone asks, "When will the Big New Feature be live?" Even though you're not in control of that answer. You could give an honest, detailed answer. You could explain that the code review was completed and the feature branch was merged a few days ago, and that it's bouncing back and forth between QA and DevOps now because there's a regression bug on Staging that can't be reliably reproduced locally, and you can't get a straight answer from the team on when they expect to have it chased down.

Or, you could just say, "Soon."